From the curious mind of Sarah, a collection of humor, sweetness, and thought provoking nonsense.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I believe in Jack Frost.
(Source: overhumor)
Madonna vacuuming up the faint trail of dust she leaves behind as her 100 year old bones erode into nothingness.
(Source: amen-madonna)
i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
thelizardwomanfromthedawnoftime:
welcome to the doctor who fandom
SONTARANS ARE MY FAVORITE BECAUSE REMEMBER THAT ONE EPISODE WHERE THEY WERE LIKE SAVED THAT KID’S LIFE BUT THEN WERE LIKE “I hope one day to kill your species in battle” LIKE
(Source: space-bees)
no pam i dont want a bagel im already going to be late have you seen my keys
this is the post i regret making most in life
almost as good as pearl interrupted
That’s rough, buddy.
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
“And I assume she scrubbed your floors, going by the state of her knees.”
w h o a I did not realize how awful and inappropriate this was until now
I had to pause it and recollect my life,
this is one of my favorite moments
the moment i sold my soul to this show
